So it turns out I am not Batman

This winter in my particular corner of deepest, darkest west Somerset it has rained. And rained. And rained. For a brief change we had some snow! And then rained a bit more.

So much that my greenhouse flooded thanks to water running off the hill above us and seeping up through the ground. That was the last straw and forced me to get on with a little project that’s been at the back of my mind for some years to put in a french drain in that part of the garden to direct the water elsewhere. This should stop my current greenhouse flooding and also give me a suitable area to erect another, but more of that later.

Digging the trench for the drain went fine (swimmingly, even?), as did laying the drain, but when the time came to fill everything in again I failed to notice how soft some of the ground had become. What was it that Henri Ducard said to Bruce Wayne? Learn to mind your surroundings? Well, I failed on that one. Whilst I was engrossed in filling the ditch one side of the digger sank into the mud. And sank a bit more. And then sank to the point where I couldn’t move the digger forwards nor backwards.

The entire right track (left as you look in the picture) was below ground level, and in fact the bodywork was almost touching the ground.

I did eventually recover the situation, so feel free to point and laugh. A couple of lengths of steel chain wrapped around a tree trunk (off the right hand side as we look at the above photo) provided something I could pull on with the bucket (having turned the digger body to face that way until it did actually completely ground out). That lifted the track a little and allowed me to shuffle the digger into a position where I could spin the cab around and balance the digger on the other track and the bucket, lifting the submerged track clear of the ground. I found a load of bits of broken concrete block and filled in the hole where the track had been which allowed me to drive out quite easily.

So what have I learned from this episode? Well, I am clearly not Batman. I can live with that I think. I see myself more as Iron Man 😀 Other people probably see me more as the Hulk, but if I were, extracting the digger would clearly have presented far fewer difficulties 😀

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So I bought a compost thermometer…

More out of interest than anything else, but perhaps it might come in genuinely useful over the course of this year. I chose a model with a 50cm probe which means it should be able to reach well into the middle of my heaps.

My compost heaps are completely exposed to the elements with no kind of covering to keep the rain off, and my new toy arrived at the tail end of January after five weeks of temperatures continuously below 5C. In the greenhouse that day temperatures did scrape up to a whole 7C.

Despite the rain and cold however, the middle of one of my compost heaps was a balmy 13C.

I can’t deny that I was more than a little surprised to find it so warm at this time of year. Once the current pile achieves a reasonable size I shall make an effort to keep track of the temperatures.

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Time to catch up…

I cannot deny that the whole lockdown situation over the last couple of months has been getting to me quite a bit and motivation has been a struggle to come by. The situation has perhaps been made even worse by the limited hours of daylight during the winter and persistent dull, wet weather.

Things seem to be picking up a little now however and I’m finding that it’s not such a struggle to get out of bed, so whilst I still can’t do some of those things I’d normally be doing until more of our lockdown restrictions are lifted, I am actually beginning to make some progress so it’s time to start catching up…

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Veg plot 2021: Snow chance of growth for now

It’s only a few hours worth of snowfall, and not particularly heavy at that, but that’s how it generally tends to be here, if we get snow at all (sometimes it’s heavier, though not often). I don’t think the onions will be doing much growing for the moment.

At the same time as taking the photo I took the opportunity to shake some of the snow off the polytunnel just to reduce the weight on the plastic, though I don’t think it will be around for long. It looks as though warmer temperatures are already on their way.

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Veg plot 2021: Mid January

Photos of the veg plot from the middle of January. Not much is growing outside, but it’s looking promising for the spring.

Onions and spring onions:

Outdoor garlic

Corn salad/Lambs lettuce (shortly to be picked for a salad)

In the polytunnel the garlic is coming on in leaps and bounds. A few days before Christmas the first clove to produce a shoot had just broken the surface of the compost. A month later and every single one is out of the ground and the tallest are as much as 7cm (just under 3″) high. That seems an impressive amount of growth given the cold and lack of light over the last four or five weeks.

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B&Q 90mm “Hi-Flow” shower drain doesn’t flow

We’ve had one of these hi-flow shower drains in our en-suite shower for a few years now, and it’s been an absolute nightmare. It seems to block up literally every week and can’t flow sufficient water to stop it building up in the shower tray 🙁

The drain was fitted by the plumber so I didn’t see the instructions or find out how it was assembled. I thought the fake chrome cover must come off somehow, but it wasn’t clear how and pulling on it gently just caused the plastic to flex. I didn’t want to break it and then have to mess about with fitting a new drain altogether.

Today however I decided I’d had enough and if it broke, it broke. Four fingers under each side of the cover and pulling more firmly upwards eventually released the entire centre section of the drain. To form a proper trap and prevent smells finding their way back into the bathroom, the drain has an outer body to which the pipework is connected. Inside that is a lift-out “cup” with holes in the sides at the top, and inside that the centre section, which includes the cover, a seal to fit inside the drain body and a vertical pipe down which the waste water flows from the shower tray. So, the water goes down the pipe, fills up the “cup” until it reaches the holes and then runs into the outer body and out of the pipework. The cup remains full once the water is turned off, effectively sealing the connection to the pipework and preventing smells getting through.

The drain is advertised as being able to flow 32l/minute, but having looked at ours there was no way that was going to happen under gravity. The inner pipe was sufficiently long that it only left about 1mm gap between the end and the base of the cup. When clean it could flow enough water to empty our shower, but as soon as a bit of hair built up inside and blocked that small gap the water began to back up.

I have therefore taken a hacksaw to the end of the central pipe and shortened it by 10mm before cleaning and reassembling the drain. That should hopefully mean that water will always be able to flow easily through the drain, but it still works as a trap and prevents any smells coming through. We shall see over the next few weeks. Even if it works it will probably still need taking apart and cleaning once in a while, but I can live with once in a while.

That said, if I’d known what we were getting at the time I’d have said no, buy something better quality. It’s a nasty, cheap bit of tat that was supplied with the rest of the shower when we bought it. If it’s not too late, do yourself a favour and buy something decent instead.

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Veg plot 2021: More winter lettuces bite the dust

We had a quick trip out to the greenhouse and polytunnel this afternoon to scavenge what fresh coriander leaves we could to use for making salsa and guacamole to go with our fajitas this evening. I noticed that sadly a few more lettuces appear to have given up the fight to get through the winter. At least three of the Webbs Wonderful were looking very sorry for themselves and whilst I’ll leave them a few more days I don’t think that’s going to make much difference to the outcome.

Such is life. As I’ve pointed out before these were just random varieties that I had left over from the summer and may well be unsuited to cold, low-light conditions. Hopefully as daylight hours start to pick up the rest will spring back into life and provide us with decent harvests until we have plants sown this year that are producing a harvest.

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Veg plot 2021: No winter salads!

We needed a salad to go with dinner last night, but when I visited the greenhouse to pick over my winter salads there just wasn’t anything to take despite being almost two weeks (thirteen days, I think) since my last harvest. It’s not been very warm recently and almost permanently overcast so I’m assuming that’s why. I was forced to harvest some leaves from the “spare” plants in the polytunnel instead. I did however also take half a dozen radish from the polytunnel. I think that’s my third harvest of the radishes this winter, so I’ll definitely be doing more of them next time.

Having the polytunnel as a backup for salad leaves is great, but I am mindful of the fact that if we get a really hard frost, or perhaps just a string of days where the temperature doesn’t really get above freezing, that could kill off those lettuces and leave me with nothing but what’s in the greenhouse. I think therefore that to produce regular salads for the four of us (or even six if I include my in-laws) I really need to plant up more trays and perhaps only pick half the plants for each harvest, giving them more time for regrowth between harvests. As we should have an additional greenhouse for actually growing plants this year meaning my existing one can be given over entirely to propagation, I can probably add enough additional staging and/or shelving to make that possible. I will also be growing different lettuce varieties that should perhaps do better in cold weather.

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Fitting a stand to “The Handy” 6-tonne log splitter

I was given this log splitter as a present some time back, but until last weekend have had no need to split logs so hadn’t used it. Pedants will point out that it won’t split six tonne logs, and real pedants will go even further to claim that six tonnes is a measure of mass, not force, so it should be something like a 6000 Newton log splitter, but hey, if it does the job…

The splitter is delivered as a set of parts and requires some assembly though the instructions for actually doing the assembly might at best be described as “barely adequate”. They don’t point out that the splitter can be assembled to be either right- or left-handed (fortunately I’m right-handed and the instructions are for the right-handed arrangement) nor that some parts can be fitted in more than one position and choosing the wrong one makes completing the assembly impossible.

The splitter also came with a stand (which may be an optional extra). After a quick check over the instructions for the stand (having already assembled the splitter) I decided I’d not bother to fit it as I’d need to disassemble some of it again and I did actually want to finish the job that weekend.

Other than that, it seems to do the job. I split lots of logs, even some nasty ones with weird grain where the tree had separated into two branches.

When I put the splitter away in the barn however, it struck me that hungry rodents might well develop a taste for the power lead and putting it on the stand would at least mean that only ninja rodents would get the opportunity. It was at this point I realised that the instructions for fitting the stand were worse than useless.

The first instruction is to “remove the wheels” from the splitter. But it doesn’t actually explain how to do this. A search online suggested that circlip pliers might be required, but having dug mine out it turns out they weren’t. The initial obstacle is a plastic cover with a fake moulded “nut” (why, for crying out loud?). This doesn’t unscrew, but twisting it around revealed a hole in the side:

A screwdriver can be inserted into that hole and the cover popped off.

In my case this revealed a washer and a split pin that holds the wheel in place.

A pair of needle-nosed pliers made short work of removing the split pin and everything then came off easily.

At this point I noticed the spindle for the wheel does have a machined groove that might once have been intended to take a circlip. I’d guess that a split pin is cheaper and faster to assemble at the factory.

So, having taken the wheels off and the foot at the opposite end which is relatively straightforward, the instructions tell you to fit the fully-assembled stand to the splitter. Only that just won’t work because once the stand is fully assembled it won’t fit over the old wheel spindles. I had to remove the two legs that fit at that end of the stand and refit them to the splitter first.

There are a couple of bolts to hold these in place, and they require the hands of a small child to reach in and fit them. Or you could try Donald Trump. I gather he has small hands and he doesn’t appear to have much to occupy his time these days. Having access to neither a small child nor the Trumpster, I chose the copious swearing option and eventually got the bolts done up.

That’s it for the “wheels” end, but there are four more bolts that need to be fitted to fix the opposite end of the stand. You’ll need an even smaller child for this one.

That gap is only about 30mm high and the further set of bolts are probably about 70mm back. Trying to fit nuts to bolts at an angle when you can’t possibly see what you’re doing is a major pain in the backside. I was forced to do some really serious swearing at this point (even the cows in the field next door complained), and then finished the job with a ring spanner.

Finally I could finish off tightening all the bolts up on the stand itself. I hate this bit of the design. The bolts basically just fit through a captive (welded) nut and press on the square section of the stand to hold it together:

I think that’s a hideous bit of design. If I’m bored one day I might drill out holes in the tubes that make the stand and fit longer bolts all the way through.

Anyhow, with all that done only the wheels were left to fit to the spindles on the stand and in this case “assembly is the reverse of disassembly” as they say in all the best car maintenance manuals. And of course there are a few bits left over: the original “foot” from the end of the splitter that didn’t have the wheels, and a few bolts.

It’s going to be a while before I find out how it performs on the stand and if it manages to vibrate anything loose (I need to cut down some more trees first), but at least now I only need to worry about the ninja rodents.

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Veg plot 2021: First pick of winter salads this year

To go with our home-made chicken kiev this evening.

It’s been thirteen days since my last pick and there really hasn’t been much growth. I took at most two leaves from each plant, plus a few bits of coriander and chervil. Fortunately the corn salad in the outdoor beds was ready for a first pick and that bulked up the harvest quite nicely.

I suspect the lack of growth is down to the temperature more than lack of daylight though that certainly has to be a factor. The last couple of weeks have been a good deal colder than earlier in December when it was around 10C to 12C during the day and comfortably above freezing during the night. Since then daytime temperatures have dropped to 3C to 4C and nights regularly fall below freezing.

The total harvest was 83g; just about enough to go with our dinner.

That brings the total winter salads harvest so far to 1234g.

I supplemented the leaves with half a dozen of the largest multi-sown radishes in the polytunnel. These have been a complete revelation, I have to admit. They’ve been tasty and well-grown with none of the disfigurement of the spring/summer outdoor-grown ones caused by flea beetle. Next year I shall certainly multi-sow far more for the winter, probably splitting them between the poyltunnel and the new greenhouse.

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