The jokes pretty much make themselves up

Lamb kebabs containing little (or no) actual lamb.

You’ve got to be kidding!

It’s been a few decades since I last ate a kebab from a kebab shop, but I think everyone was always aware that the meat was hardly of the highest quality. That it should turn out to contain very little lamb, or even none at all, is on one level quite amusing though. Particularly as there seems to be some sort of horror about the idea of eating goat. I don’t have a problem with that at all. The photo in the article of the ground up “meat paste” isn’t desperately appealing though.

The most bizarre part of the article for me however is the quote from the business’s representative in court saying that the company had “taken its eye off the ball”. I’m sure you don’t accidentally go ordering “waste” pork, goat and mutton instead of lamb by accident. I’m sure surprised they took their eye off the ball though. They probably threw it in with all the other ingredients.

So, on my list of food that has been found to be fake, say, since 2000, we have:

  • Beef that was actually horsemeat
  • Extra virgin olive oil that wasn’t
  • Honey that hasn’t been anywhere near a beehive
  • Italian tomato paste that was actually Chinese
  • Mineral water that didn’t meet the standards set for quality
  • Chicken that had been condemned as unfit for human consumption
  • Wasabi that is actually horseradish
  • Lamb kebabs that aren’t lamb

I’m sure there will be others that I’ve forgotten. And I’ll step away from the crab sticks, but the videos are on YouTube if you want to watch them.

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Oh damn! I forgot again

The evening one this time. I could claim it’s down to the excitement of the England/Congo World Cup match, but I didn’t watch it and from the reports it sounds like there wasn’t much excitement to be had anyhow.

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I bet he’s too old for this shit

Danny Glover

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They say never meet your heroes…

But perhaps that should include finding more out about them, too.

I’ve been using the guidance of Charles Dowding for some years now as regards no dig vegetable growing and I’ve found that it works pretty well. I don’t agree necessarily with everything he says, but in the main it makes reasonable sense. Particularly as it ties in with information I’ve been given by farmers local to my home.

However, I’ve just come across a podcast he took part in for “Here Come the Meat Bastards”.

In this podcast he starts talking about chemtrails which have been so completely debunked as an idea that I can’t believe anyone is still willing to go on record as thinking it real. He then goes on to offer up the idea that (deliberate) weather control is happening and that climate change is not real. We’re really into tinfoil hat territory there.

This is such a shame as it detracts from what I believe is a valid message about the way we garden. Why should I believe what he says about growing vegetables for example, when he promotes ideas that have been completely discredited?

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Another distrail

I’ve not seen one of these for quite some time. The last one I have a photo of was in January 2012!

Quite sweet to have a contrail running right alongside it.

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No dig diary, 1st July 2026

Didn’t do a huge amount today, but first off I planted out all my spare squashes in the polycrub. Hopefully they’ll be happy enough there. Still need to get some weeding done in the polycrub, but that can wait a day or two.

Next up was weeding in “The Melon House”, which is actually a greenhouse where I attempt to grow not only melons, but also aubergines and chiles. There wasn’t an awful lot that needed doing and once it was tidy I planted out all the melon seedlings that germinated — only five, sadly.

There’s actually a fair bit of space left here, so I might plant something else as well. I have plenty of spare tomatoes, peppers and cucumbers.

Finally I did a little tidying up in the polytunnel, mostly removing leaves from the tomatoes below trusses that had set fruit, so it doesn’t look a whole lot different from yesterday.

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An unfortunate choice of words?

Actually, it’s a very poor choice of words, given that it could mean that either player won.

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Got them all today

After a few days of missing a reading…

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No dig diary, 30th June 2026

I took myself off to the polytunnel this afternoon and indulged myself in a little weeding, winding. watering and wsideshooting whilst listening to the rain hammering on the cover. It does look much better now.

Whilst grubbing around the plants, I noticed that I have some self-seeded red basil that has started growing.

And there’s a Slovakia pepper that is starting to turn red.

Favourite has to be these Cayenne peppers though. I can’t wait to see if they all come out like this.

And whilst on my way back to the house during a moment of respite from the rain, I noticed that some of the red onions that I replanted to produce seeds have started to flower.

Oddly though, given that all the bulbs are in their second year, not all of them have shown an interest in doing so. It’ll be interesting to see if those that don’t instead produce fat bulbs as sets would do.

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This time I forgot the middle one

But remembered morning and evening…

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