Hamming it up

From time to time we have been known to partake of the occasional slice or two of hamm purchased from the local butcher. A butcher who is highly recommended, it has to be said. My wife got chatting to someone in the shop last weekend who had driven forty- or fifty-odd miles from Bristol just to buy lots of meat to put in her freezer. Not entirely environmentally sensitive, but quite a statement about the quality of the shop’s produce.

Every Christmas my wife makes a “Boxing Day Ham”, cooked for hours in pan of all sorts of ingredients that include my home-made beer. There may even be some water involved. It may originally have been a Jamie Oliver recipe, or perhaps Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. It is absolutely delicious however. I got to thinking that we could make such a ham more regularly and feed it through our meat slicer. What we don’t want to eat immediately goes into the freezer.

After testing the idea and working out the cost (weighing the meat once cooled after cooking) we decided that it costs less then 10% more than buying ready-sliced ham, but tastes outstanding. I’ve never had sliced ham that tastes so good before. Cooking a new ham is now a regular event every two to three months and it’s lovely with home-smoked cheese in ‘cheesenam’ toasties.

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Being driven to distraction

The DVLA have very kindly sent me a letter saying that me driving licence is due for renewal, presumably so they can issue me a new card with a more up-to-date photo that looks nothing like me.

These days it can all be done online! Oh, no it can’t. I need a recently-valid passport for that and I allowed mine to lapse more than three years ago because I really couldn’t see it being worth the £80 or so that they charge for a new one.

But I can (for about £7.50 more of your Earth Pounds) get the renewal done at a Post Office. Ah. Not at my local Post Office. The nearest one that does it is almost a twenty-mile round trip. And I don’t at present have a car thanks to someone driving their tractor straight out of a field entrance into the side of it (why on Earth would you need to look?) causing my insurers to write the vehicle off. There’s a story for another time. Buses don’t really happen around here, though I may perhaps be able to borrow my daughter’s car if she isn’t using it.

And unless I renew my licence or send it back saying I don’t want it any more, I may be liable for a fine of up to £1000! Not because I’m not allowed to drive, but merely because I don’t possess an up-to-date piece of plastic that says I am.

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Memory Lane, 3rd May 2022: A double-decker xylophone

Ok, perhaps not 😀

At the start of 2022 I needed to make up a lot a frames for beehives, but storage once made up is a bit of a problem, especially as my bee shed was due to move any time. Then I was looking at a pile of stuff that was due to go to the tip and saw the side-rails from two beds that my children used to use. Had they been in a reasonable state of repair the beds would probably have been offered on Freecycle or somewhere similar, but these, err, weren’t.

Freecycle’s loss was my gain in this instance however, as once I’d dug out a few bits of scrap timber and some bolts I came up with this:

which perhaps doesn’t look quite as exciting as it does when “fully loaded”:

Wanted: Vertically-challenged xylophone player with four hands

In all it takes around one hundred frames depending on whether they’re self-spacing and what sort of spacing they use; not as many as I had made, but it did make quite a big dent in the storage problem.

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Another try at the Polka

I have a bed of Summer-fruiting raspberries and a bed of Autumn-fruiting ones. At least, I did. A couple of years ago all of the Autumn-fruiting ones died. I suspect my father-in-law may have tried to kill some bindweed using glyphosate and got a bit over-exuberant with it. Last Winter therefore I ordered some replacement plants (a variety called Polka). They arrived before I was ready to plant them out, so I just heeled them into a empty bed. In mid-February, a month or so later, once I’d cleared the old roots out of the bed I moved them to their final positions. Not a single one grew.

So, this Winter I ordered more, from a different supplier. They went directly into the bed they were intended for, having cleared out a load more bindweed roots. Hopefully they’ll do somewhat better this time around.

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No dig diary, 6th February 2024: New beds

I need to get cracking on the new beds in the veggie plot as I have strawberry plants that really need to be planted out. I received them before Christmas and had to plant them into pots because I didn’t even have anything to make new beds with at the time. I filled a trailer with some green waste compost yesterday and today started spreading it on cardboard laid over the grass.

The plan is to mix the green waste compost and my own compost about 50/50, because I’ve found that the green waste stuff can form a bit of a “crust” if it dries out, at which point water tends to run off it rather than sink in. Initially however I just wanted to get as much cardboard laid as possible with compost on top to weight it down.

Rain stopped play at this point

The plan was to have a 60cm (2′) wide path alongside the raspberry beds on the left, with two 1.2m (4′) wide beds separated by another 60cm path parallel to them. Once I’d actually tried it out I decided I needed the path alongside the raspberries to be wider, but as I couldn’t move the beds over (one of the paths has a stop cock in the middle of it, and I don’t want that under a bed), I just made the bed a bit narrower. I’m sure it will work out ok. There’s also a path splitting the beds from left to right so it’s possible to walk straight up into the main vegetable-growing area from the house rather than having to go around the end of each bed.

So once complete, what I should end up with is two beds about 6.5m x 0.9m (21’x3′) and two slightly wider ones of 6.5m x 1.2m (21’x4′). At least, as long as I don’t run out of cardboard now. I’ve been stashing boxes away for months, but making these could well clear me out.

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A bit of a stick-in-the-mud (almost)

I decided back in September that I wasn’t going to have enough home-made compost for my needs this year and that I’d need to order some in as well. I then proceeded to put the purchase off for as long as possible (perhaps down to the wet weather). But now I need to get new beds made for this year’s strawberries, edible flowers and my first foray into cutting flowers so I had to bite the bullet. As it turns out, financially the delay worked out in my favour because the price for delivery of six tonnes of compost had come down a fair bit.

Unfortunately when the chap turned up to drop it off the ground was still too soft to take the load of his six-wheeler tipper truck and I ended up having to tow him out of the field using the tractor. It hadn’t rained for a couple of weeks, but I guess that’s what six months of grim weather does for you.

Anyhow, I now have a big pile of compost sitting in the field. All I need now is to get it moved…

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Memory Lane, 13th April 2022: Incorrectly-made brood boxes

Years back I got hold of a load of polystyrene brood boxes and supers from Abelo for much cheapness because they were made with both top- and bottom-bee space, as you can see from the photos.

I’ve been wondering what I should do with them. For the time being I’ve been using them as bait hives, but there must surely be other things I can do with them. Perhaps used as supers for getting brood comb drawn out? I don’t imagine the bees will be too stressed about an extra bee space in that situation. Needs more thought.

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No dig diary, 5th February 2024

I want to make some new no dig beds for cutting flowers, edible flowers and strawberries, so today I mowed the grass short and started marking out where they’re going to go.

The next stage will be to cover the grass with cardboard and then put compost on top, so I’ve already filled a trailer full of green waste compost that I had delivered a couple of weeks back.

There are in fact four separate beds, each 1.2m wide by about 6.5m long because it’s quite handy to be able to walk up the middle of the garden between the two raspberry beds on the left of the photo, so I’ll probably end up using the two closest to the raspberry beds for the strawberries and the two further away (and closer to the house) for the flowers.

I also patched up most of the holes in the cheap polytunnel I bought last year for which I have to thank Storm Isha. More about that another time.

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Barry John

has touched down between the Pearly Gates.

Perhaps “the” legend of Welsh rugby and so closely on the heels of JPR
Williams and Malcolm Price barely a month ago. It’s not even a year
since Viet Gwent stalwart Charlie Faulkner pushed over for the last
time.

It’s all a bit of a shock, really. Phil Bennett in 2022, JJ Williams in
2020, Ray Gravell and Merv “The Swerve” Davies some years back. Growing
up in the Valleys in the 70s, these were my childhood heroes.

In the words of Max Boyce:

I had a dream the other night; the strangest dream of all
I dreamt I was in Heaven, away from life’s hard call
It was as I imagined: where peace reigned all supreme
The signs to Heaven were in all in Welsh, Hell’s signs were painted green[1]

I entered through the heavenly gate; I heard the heavenly band
And there was John the Baptist, on Barry John’s right hand
He plays for the Heaven Welsh Fifteen. They’re very fit and keen
We’d play the Heaven English, if they could only raise a team

[1] A reference to road signs in Wales that were written in English
being daubed with green paint.

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Memory Lane, 13th April 2022: New toy!

Given that I wasn’t working I felt the need to save money and make as much of the stuff that I needed from scrap that I had lying around. So obviously I bought a new toy:

It’s a 10″ (250mm) wide planer/thicknesser from Charnwood (model PT250?) and I have to admit that I’m quite impressed. I’ve not used it that much for squaring up sawn timber, but it’s seen a lot of use planing timber to a required thickness and the speed at which it turns wood into man-glitter is quite impressive: a decent workshop vacuum is certainly required. My only current criticisms of it are that the fence must be removed to fit the vacuum mechanism when thicknessing and that it uses one-piece knives (rather than a spiral cutter for instance, which is considerably more expensive). Sadly I’ve already wrecked one set of knives by failing to spot one nail in a piece of recovered timber I was using. Hard to say that’s not my fault however rather than that of the machine.

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