Spread, spread, spread your muck…

Gently on the fields,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Remember not to breathe.

They’ve been spreading exceptionally ripe chicken manure on the fields immediately to the north and east of my home today. The wind is blowing from the north-east. Now I can live with this. It’s one of the many pleasures of living in the countryside. But my God, does it absolutely stink?

At least we didn’t have any washing out on the line. I may still need to go shopping for some new clothes however. I think I’ve grown at least two inches since this morning.

I wouldn’t mind it putting hairs on my chest though. The bald patches where I was shaved for the ECG sensors are still rather obvious.

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The M5 in Somerset is an absolute disaster area

That’s really no joke. I’d guess over the last five years there have been increasing numbers of accidents and other events that resulted in the motorway being closed in at last one direction to the point where three or four a week in just this county no longer seems like a surprise.

Granted some incidents have been down to people wandering into the road and suchlike (I’ll come back to that in a moment), but the rest mostly seem to be down to people who just can’t bloody drive safely. It’s shocking. And in fact it’s now so bad that the County Gazette website is split into the sections News, Sport, M5, …

I’ve read that whilst Somerset contains less than 13% of the motorway network in the south west, almost a third of incidents involving “people in crisis” happen there. I don’t think they can be blamed for that. If someone is attempting to jump off a motorway bridge they’re clearly not in a state to do their best thinking. They’re hardly responsible for several incidents a week, either.

I was actually planning to use the M5 this coming weekend, but given the fact that it’s a Bank Holiday weekend, I think I’ll pass. Unfortunately delaying my journey means I’m likely to get caught up in three year’s worth of roadworks planned to start on 1st September.

And here’s the strangest thing… In a recent survey, the M5 was voted one of the best roads in the country.

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No dig diary, 20th August 2026

First pepper harvest of any significance today.

The larger red ones are Zativa. I’m going to split those, scrape out the seeds, dry them and turn them into paprika.

The rest are Hungarian Black (which actually turn a beautiful red if you leave them on the plant long enough).

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Felt absolutely bloody awful this afternoon

Not surprising given my BP 🙁 And again, a disturbingly high resting heart rate.

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I know this is not funny

But for some reason I just can’t manage to take it seriously.

I keep having visions of dogs being pawprinted (after the police had been chasing up leads, obviously) and getting dragged up from the cells into court to face charges. The judge or jury, or possibly both, would all be cats. The guilty dog would then be sent down to do a serious stretch of kibble.

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Pathetic!

Single reading (morning) again today.

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Vineyard pruning again

This has all taken far longer than I’d hoped, but then I never expected to be incapacitated quite so badly when I signed up for it 🙁

Still, I got a bit more done today, and there are some fruit that are definitely looking quite promising.

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No dig diary, 19th August 2026

More harvesting today. I’m picking tomatoes pretty much every day now, and my Tunnel of Love Apples is complete.

I also picked my first sweet pepper. This one actually formed before I planted the peppers out, so it’s a bit small, but it is nonetheless my first of the season and has already become lunch 🙂

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We now have a hosepipe ban

Many people thought that Wessex Water wouldn’t need to impose one, but on the 18th August they finally did the deed. And one of the things that private individuals are not apparently allowed to do is water their fruit and vegetables using a hose. It’s fine if you’re growing them commercially, but if it’s just for yourself then it’s a big fat no. Seems crazy.

Amusingly, for the first time in ages we have rain forecast later in the day 😀

Fortunately I have around three thousand litres of water sitting in IBCs that I recently extracted from our well. Hopefully that will last me a while, but what I’ll do when that runs out I have no idea. If I can eke it out a bit perhaps the ground water will have re-filled the well by then. I suspect we could be into 2027 before the ban actually gets lifted given how much water will be needed to bring all the rivers and reservoirs up to their normal levels.

For next year (assuming I live that long :D) I need to think about how to store an awful lot of water to use on the veg plot next year. Fortunately it would be relatively easy to get access to the pipe that carries all the run-off from the gutters so perhaps I can work something out there. We do also have a damaged in-ground swimming pool which we don’t use because it’s far too expensive to run. It’s not even hard to get access to the output of the treatment plant that replaced our “septic tank” (a leaky brick box, basically). Whilst it might not sound that palatable, the water coming out of the system is apparently considered safe to release into a waterway, so it’s definitely worth looking into.

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I’m sure I did something useful today

but I have absolutely no idea what it might have been. All I know is that I managed one BP reading in the evening.

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