There’s a quite odd story in the news today about a Chinese-made artillery shell being discovered in a shipping container in Papua New Guinea.
The Chinese are apparently claiming that such a thing couldn’t happen and the 32kg device is not a shell, but a wine bottle made to look like a shell.

I mean, come on. You’d have to be soft in the head to believe that’s a bottle of wine. Clearly it’s the business end of a giant ball-point pen.