Are the Tories going to Egypt?

Because they seem to be seriously in denial (boom, boom, *tish*).

It’s (local) election time again and I can’t recall whether other political parties are the same, but whenever the Tories are expecting a kicking (or later on, getting one), their talking heads always give me the impression that their view is that the voters have somehow “got it wrong”, as though they accidentally put their cross in the wrong box on the voting form or were just too stupid to vote for the “right” party.

The idea that an awful lot of people really aren’t happy with what they’ve been doing for the last few years isn’t something they appear able to get their heads around. Even the idea that they might improve their performance with a change leader at this late stage of the proceedings miserably fails to recognise that many peoples’ reaction will be “What? Not again! Can you seriously not find a single competent leader amongst the lot of you?”. Of course Boris had all the competent ones kicked out when they wouldn’t unequivocally support his loony ideas. Perhaps if he’d kept more competent MPs rather than “yes men” he’d still be “Big Dog” now, rather than an even bigger donkey.

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Memory Lane, 4th April 2023: Solar greenhouse revisited

I’ve not been keeping up with this one very well, but the project has been slowing moving forward.

After levelling the area for the greenhouse, I used various bits I had lying about to make a base for the structure, including a couple of spare recycled railway sleepers, an old telegraph pole and an old wooden electricity pylon that I’d persuaded the contractors to leave behind. The latter was astonishingly heavy. Even after cutting the entire thing in half I could barely pick it up.

At this point I was rather more feeling my way towards the end product than anything else, so I constructed one of the two greenhouses that were going to be used for the project at the “deep end” and spread some compost in the “beds-to-be” because it was easier to do before construction, and I needed the space the compost was using anyhow.

Because I was still “feeling” for a final plan I built half of the second greenhouse to give me an idea of where on the ground everything would end up.

Using whatever scrap timber I could find, I then made up the back walls and sides of the compost bins that will be at the north-west end.

The next stage is probably to build the back wall so there’s something to support that side of the greenhouse.

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‘Twas on the Thursday morning that the SBI came to call…

It seems we have an outbreak of EFB locally, so the (not at all) local bee inspector has asked to check over some of my colonies. All fair enough, and I couldn’t stop her anyhow (and I would be stupid to do so), so because I have to factor in availability of a car (and it’s the hives in an out-apiary she’d like to see) we’ve agreed a date two weeks hence.

I’m surprised this has all kicked off so soon. And disappointed that it has kicked off at all, if I’m honest. Either there must be feral colonies maintaining a reservoir of the virus, or there’s some careless beekeeping going on. Unfortunately given the things I hear some people say, the latter wouldn’t entirely surprise me.

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Once more unto the workshop…

Crownboards today. I’m still looking for reasonably-priced perspex to use for clear crownboards, but need a few in hand just in case I don’t find any in time. I have plenty of 5.5mm ply and realised that a set of slatted shelves on my scrap timber pile could donate the rims, so got to the table saw and cut them all up. Cutting 460mm squares of the 5.5mm ply has made the stack in the workshop look a little less as though it’s taking over the place, too.

I had sufficient shelving slats for five and I completed a sixth using two pieces of stripwood that I found and put to one side “because they’d come in handy for beehive parts” probably a year or more ago 😀

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Memory Lane, 4th April 2023: Loads of brood frames

Getting ahead of the game a little (for a change), I decided to use my new frame-making jig to, err, make frames.

I got a little carried away (because I’ll need them one day, regardless) and ended up with around one hundred.

Fortunately most of them can be stored in my new “under-roof frame store”. The first two rows are foundationless. The far ones have a starter strip and fishing line supports horizontally across the frames.

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It’s all go…

Sadly not in a good way in this case. My first EFB alert of the season has just arrived together with a request from a seasonal bee inspector to check some of my hives. Fingers crossed that none of them are affected. On the positive side, it’s good that I should have been contacted now rather than after I’d moved the colonies in question elsewhere so I could re-queen them. They are, or have been in previous years, a touch “feisty” so I want to split the flying bees off in order to look for, and squish, the queen. There’s not room at the existing site to do that however.

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Memory Lane, 4th April 2023: The greenhouse is filling up

Just waiting for an opportunity to plant out now…

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Beehive moves successful

Though it’s mostly been yet another fairly grim day weather-wise, there was sunshine earlier this morning and bees were flying, so before lunch I took the opportunity to check on the site that I’d moved the hives from yesterday.

There was no sign of bees around the stand (which I’d left in situ in case I needed to put a box there to collect up errant foragers), so I’m going to declare the process a success.

I don’t think I’ll be moving them back until after any harvest at the end of the Summer, though I will set up a new bait hive there once the maintenance work has been done on the water mains.

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Roof rebuilds finished

At last! I finally finished rebuilding my last roof today (for the moment, at least). Oddly the last one had an aluminium sheet roof covering rather than the more common rusty galvanised steel. This whole process has taken far longer than I expected, but other than the roof inners and covers which I managed to re-use in every case, I have been machining all the parts down from whatever timber I had lying about. It’s a relief to have it done.

There are quite a few candidates for the next project including a new solar wax melter (which looks to be a highly unnecessary bit of kit right now), more crownboards, more fat dummies and probably some other things I’ve forgotten about, but on the grounds that it shifts more stuff that’s taking up lots of space out of the workshop, I may deal with a few brood boxes first.

One box is one of the first I bought when I started beekeeping, made from pine and has seen better days, but isn’t too far gone. Two others are from my “What am I going to do with this?” pile. They’re (I assume) home-made boxes with only ½” thick walls and side rails that, rather than being morticed through the adjoining walls, just butt up to them and are screwed through from the other side (using brass screws, no less) into the end grain of the rail. I reckon all of these could be restored to a standard that I’d consider acceptable for a bait hive without too much work, thereby freeing up some other boxes that I’m currently using for bait hives that I could put to use elsewhere. I might paint them too, to make them easily identifiable as “bait hive only” boxes.

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Executive amnesia

It’s quite worrying, the level of amnesia demonstrated by some of the senior Post Office staff being questioned over their part in the Horizon scandal, particularly since it appears to be so selective. I think there really should be some sort of research into the long-term negative psychological effects of holding senior corporate positions.

I’m beginning to wonder if they’re paid so much not because of their level of talent (which would explain why they rarely seem to demonstrate any), but because of the astonishing risks to their mental health. I wouldn’t want to spend years as a “liar for hire” for any money if it meant spending my later life as a drooling idiot who couldn’t remember what they’d done with their time. It’s quite a relief that there are people willing to take on that risk on my behalf.

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